Inner Wisdom Quotes

Quotes by Woody Allen

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

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Eighty percent of success is showing up.

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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.

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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

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I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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