Inner Wisdom Quotes

Quotes by Woody Allen

I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
- Woody Allen
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
- Woody Allen
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
- Woody Allen
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.
- Woody Allen