Inner Wisdom Quotes

Quotes on Humorous

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whisky.
- Thomas Edison
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
- Thomas Edison
I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
- Charles Dickens
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
- Albert Einstein
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
- Winston Churchill
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seems to characterize our age.
- Albert Einstein
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.
- Alan Watts
I owe my solitude to other people.
- Alan Watts
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
- Abraham Lincoln